Where is Jason Manford ??

[bluemc1]

he used to say he looks like a fat Michael Owen but i just think he looks like a fat Cxxt……………... oh wait a minute
only kidding got his dvds and i think he is a funny bloke but Manford doesn't make me laugh. STOP IT NOW

 

[jimharri]

He should be somewhere getting singing lessons. And, before you all start screeching, no; I wouldn't have the guts to do what he did. I know my limitations, and I know I haven't got a note in my body.

 

[Blue Mist]

He should be somewhere getting singing lessons. And, before you all start screeching, no; I wouldn't have the guts to do what he did. I know my limitations, and I know I haven't got a note in my body.

I was walking up the spiral thingy on Sunday, all I could hear was some bloke murdering Blue Moon. I asked my lad if City were trying out a new (stupid) idea of getting someone of the street to ruin BM.

I didn't know it was Manford, hell it was awful.

 

[jimharri]

He should be somewhere getting singing lessons. And, before you all start screeching, no; I wouldn't have the guts to do what he did. I know my limitations, and I know I haven't got a note in my body.

I was walking up the spiral thingy on Sunday, all I could hear was some bloke murdering Blue Moon. I asked my lad if City were trying out a new (stupid) idea of getting someone of the street to ruin BM.

I didn't know it was Manford, hell it was awful.

They showed a bit of it on Sky before the game; thankfully not too much. Probably afraid of their high tech equipment being fucked up by the high pitched sound waves. Why couldn't he do what the girl did on the X Factor, and forget the bloody words?

 

[Cellarite]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZNZVVbsdBU[/youtube]

Words fail me.

 

[jimharri]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZNZVVbsdBU[/youtube]

Words fail me.

Fuck you. You want banning for posting that, you thoughtless Humbersidian twat! Think of the children on here, for Christ's sake.

 

[RandomJ]

We hate when our friends become successful; and if they are Northern, then that's even worse.

Or some people just don't find him funny? I hate that just because someone famous is a blue you're somehow expected to worship the ground they walk on regardless of talent or taste. Some people find him funny some don't. That's comedy for you and the fact they support City shouldn't make a difference.

 

[Blue Mist]

He should be somewhere getting singing lessons. And, before you all start screeching, no; I wouldn't have the guts to do what he did. I know my limitations, and I know I haven't got a note in my body.

I was walking up the spiral thingy on Sunday, all I could hear was some bloke murdering Blue Moon. I asked my lad if City were trying out a new (stupid) idea of getting someone of the street to ruin BM.

I didn't know it was Manford, hell it was awful.

They showed a bit of it on Sky before the game; thankfully not too much. Probably afraid of their high tech equipment being fucked up by the high pitched sound waves. Why couldn't he do what the girl did on the X Factor, and forget the bloody words?

You do have to wonder what goes on at City Towers. They need someone to come on before the match and talk to the crowd, OK no problem with that, they need it to be a Blue, again good idea but why oh why does the eeejit in the P.R./Media office think it is a good idea to ask them all to sing Blue Moon?

Ignoring the girl the other week, if the Media team find a singer fair do's get them to sing but why oh why do we find actors/comedians etc and think it is a good idea.

 

[Cellarite]

Fuck you. You want banning for posting that, you thoughtless Humbersidian twat! Think of the children on here, for Christ's sake.

I simply hoped that posting it would encourage the pendulum of public support to swing back in my favour.

Please, don't shoot the messenger.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZNZVVbsdBU[/youtube]

Words fail me.

I wish they had failed him.
He couldn't carry a tune in a fucking bucket.