Where is the Ark of the Covenant?

[ChicagoBlue]

In the basement of the Louvre in Paris.

Oh wait, that’s the body of Mary Magdalene, otherwise known as the Holy Grail.

My bad. Got my movies mixed up!

 

[Barcon]

The easter bunny has it.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Tottenham's trophy cabinet?

 

[bluealf]

There are two ways of looking at that a) it doesn't exist now because it never existed b) it doesn't exist now because it was detroyed.

I think we all knew it was a) Didn't exist

not didn't exist because it was destroyed because it would have existed at some point in time then.

:)

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm not sure I just know the animals went into it 2 by 2.

Apart from the woodworm because that would be suicidal.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Nothing on Oak Island. Nothing!

Apart from one lonely drunken northern metal detector bloke.

It’s not an Island anymore, it’s now a doughnut after the amount they’ve dug out of the middle!

 

[mexico1970]

It's as elusive as Spurs next trophy.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

There’s a guy works down the chip shop who swears he’s Elvis,
I reckon he’s got it!

 

[idahoblues]

In dock at Portsmouth

 

[Blue and still suffering]

It's in a huge storage warehouse as proven in Raiders of the lost Ark

Being looked at by top men, top men!