Where is the Ark of the Covenant?

So you're saying if the ark doesn't exist neither do tooth fairies.
That my man is a step to far. I will see you outside.

I'll be stood next to a man in a frock with a huge white beard, if you get within a foot of me he'll vaporise you with a thunderfart because he's my friend and I believe in him.
 
I'll be stood next to a man in a frock with a huge white beard, if you get within a foot of me he'll vaporise you with a thunderfart because he's my friend and I believe in him.
Shit, that is far better than my fat man in a red suit going ho ho ho. I give in.
 
I know where it is and will reveal it's whereabouts upon receipt of twenty English pounds from each of you.
Honestly!!
 
Apparently, previously unbeknown to me, I have a cousin who is a prince in Nigeria. He claims to possess the Holy Grail and, as I'm "family", I can have it for 110,000 Naira (<>£200).
 

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