Which team do you have an irrational hatred of?

buckshot said:
New York fucking Yankees
New York fucking Mets

To delve into other sports. I can't stand the Montreal F**king Canadiens. I hate absolutely everything about that f**king team. EVERYTHING!! Quebec is a hotbed for quality hockey players, and they had first dibs on every single one of them for 60 years. No wonder they have so many cups and such a rich heritage.. they hoarded everything that came out of Quebec!! Not to mention the bulk of their cup wins came when the league was half the size, now that there are more teams and they aren't allowed to have the first chance to sign every player coming out of Quebec they f**king blow. Not to mention how Gainey has stepped down and they are beginning a new successful era... BY EMANATING THE FRONT OFFICE OF THE OTTAWA SENATORS FROM 10 YEARS AGO!!! They are just snapping up all the staff that turned the Sens into a powerhouse. Stupid f**kin' Habs.

Oh right, I can't forget how I work in Ottawa and have to deal with all the deranged arrogant cocksuckin' Frenchman on the job sites. (No offense to the French, just the annoying ones). All they do is talk about how great there team is, despite the fact they can barely make the playoffs. Way to show support for the team, drawing there logo in the portable shitter, right above the hole. Every time I go in one of those things the symbol is covered in shit.. and if it's not, I make sure to explode all over the logo.

I almost forgot... GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS, CAREY PRICE IS ONE OF THE SHITTIEST GOALIES IN THE NHL!!!!!

After them comes the Toronto Maple Leafs. F**k I hate them. Oh God how I hate them. I remember in high school kickin' the shit out of some kid in the bathroom caused he decided to rub it in my face that they beat the Sens good the night before. Not anymore dip-shit!! Enjoy that recent 5-0 shit-kickin', 'cause we're gonna f**kin' destroy you motherf**kers next time. Be prepared Dion Phaneuf, Neil is gonna break your f**kin' face!! F**k I hate the Leafs. F**K F**K F**K F**K F**K. I'm getting pissed off and angry just thinking about that lot of assholes.

I need some violent hockey moments..

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Gvfr9GUC0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Gvfr9GUC0</a>

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2W3Qm1YTFc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2W3Qm1YTFc</a>

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N5LMReSGWM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N5LMReSGWM</a>

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMWLFca67ng" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMWLFca67ng</a>

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1-25s4uwFQ&feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1-25s4u ... re=related</a> (aside from the Cup run a few years ago, this is my favorite moment in Sens history, watching this shit go down had my adrenaline pouring out my ears)

As for football.. I absolutely hate Chelsea. I don't know why, I just hate that team with a bloody red passion. I think it has something to do with Jose Bosingwa. JUST SHAVE THAT PATCH BETWEEN YOUR EYES!!! It's not hard! It really isn't!!!
 
spurs and real madrid.

Spurs - Team full of gay kunts with a twicthing manager, thinking they can get into top 4 mother fucken wankers i hope the club burns down.

real madrid - fucken hate this team with burning passion, i too hope they fall to their death.
 
Fowlers Penalty Miss said:
I don't have irrational thoughts of any team.

I don't have a fear of any team, either.

I do have a perfectly balanced and rational loathing of anything connected with Leeds United.

I find it quite reasonable that I should detest the pond life connected with that ugly little club.

So, maybe it is irrational after all, but who cares what I think really.

It is Leeds United.

May they fester in the depths for ever more!

I really don't want to say anything bad about my local club, but their fans piss me off and I've always found them a bit offputting, even in my pre-league football days. They're arrogant, loutish, claim to be Champions Of Europe when they're in League One, this year they bragged about knocking Rags out of the FA Cup (fair enough though!) and going on about how they were "going to Wembley" but then when Spurs beat them, they started saying how they don't care about the FA Cup. They have the worst hooligans in the country and make out like they're bigger than Man U, despite the fact that they struggle against no-marks like Carlisle and Swindon. All in stark contrast to the self-depricative, modestly pessimistic warmth of City!

I don't hate the team themselves and like to see them do well in cup matches and the like, but they must have the most obnoxious fans in English football. It's all about Farsley Celtic anyway!

I've never liked Arsenal. I guess my true hate of them began when, on Big Brother years ago there was this housemate called Maxwell, who was a massive gooner. Complete tosspot, sexist, racist, thuggish and a mockney twat.

Are we allowed to include SPL teams here? If so, Rangers and Celtic. A plague on both houses. One side is a bunch of racist, neanderthal twats who think it's acceptable to cause carnage around a city because a screen broke and they were unable to watch their shitty team play, another is a bunch of IRA-loving plastic paddies. Both sectarian scum.

Speaking of Rangers and Celtic, isn't there a Catholic/Protestant divide between us and United? United being Catholic, City being Protestant?
 
Stoke from the good old days (and now the new)
Leeds - scum
Millwall
Juventus - the Italian Ushited
Real Madrid - funded by the EU
Turkey
 
Hull, but that has more to do with there TWAT of a manager, who likes to think he's a tactical genius or summat, and the way he celebrated staying up last season, as if he personnaly has materminded "the great escape" when it was only due to Newcastles inability to get a proper manager in rather than another pissing "messiah".
Newcastle are another team I dislike, dont get me wrong the stature of the club should be in the prem, but whenever you hear a Newcastle fan talk, it's always about how it has to be a "geordie" at the helm, and how it doesn't matter what the results are aslong as they brilliant football.
Birmingham are the 3rd team I dislike, and I dont no why, they have just always come across as a skanky club, and in my lifetime they've never had a good side, but for some reason no matter who is in charge, there never easy to play against, and get ratty result after ratty result.
 

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