Citizen of Ottawa
Well-Known Member
buckshot said:New York fucking Yankees
New York fucking Mets
To delve into other sports. I can't stand the Montreal F**king Canadiens. I hate absolutely everything about that f**king team. EVERYTHING!! Quebec is a hotbed for quality hockey players, and they had first dibs on every single one of them for 60 years. No wonder they have so many cups and such a rich heritage.. they hoarded everything that came out of Quebec!! Not to mention the bulk of their cup wins came when the league was half the size, now that there are more teams and they aren't allowed to have the first chance to sign every player coming out of Quebec they f**king blow. Not to mention how Gainey has stepped down and they are beginning a new successful era... BY EMANATING THE FRONT OFFICE OF THE OTTAWA SENATORS FROM 10 YEARS AGO!!! They are just snapping up all the staff that turned the Sens into a powerhouse. Stupid f**kin' Habs.
Oh right, I can't forget how I work in Ottawa and have to deal with all the deranged arrogant cocksuckin' Frenchman on the job sites. (No offense to the French, just the annoying ones). All they do is talk about how great there team is, despite the fact they can barely make the playoffs. Way to show support for the team, drawing there logo in the portable shitter, right above the hole. Every time I go in one of those things the symbol is covered in shit.. and if it's not, I make sure to explode all over the logo.
I almost forgot... GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS, CAREY PRICE IS ONE OF THE SHITTIEST GOALIES IN THE NHL!!!!!
After them comes the Toronto Maple Leafs. F**k I hate them. Oh God how I hate them. I remember in high school kickin' the shit out of some kid in the bathroom caused he decided to rub it in my face that they beat the Sens good the night before. Not anymore dip-shit!! Enjoy that recent 5-0 shit-kickin', 'cause we're gonna f**kin' destroy you motherf**kers next time. Be prepared Dion Phaneuf, Neil is gonna break your f**kin' face!! F**k I hate the Leafs. F**K F**K F**K F**K F**K. I'm getting pissed off and angry just thinking about that lot of assholes.
I need some violent hockey moments..
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Gvfr9GUC0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Gvfr9GUC0</a>
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2W3Qm1YTFc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2W3Qm1YTFc</a>
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N5LMReSGWM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N5LMReSGWM</a>
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMWLFca67ng" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMWLFca67ng</a>
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1-25s4uwFQ&feature=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1-25s4u ... re=related</a> (aside from the Cup run a few years ago, this is my favorite moment in Sens history, watching this shit go down had my adrenaline pouring out my ears)
As for football.. I absolutely hate Chelsea. I don't know why, I just hate that team with a bloody red passion. I think it has something to do with Jose Bosingwa. JUST SHAVE THAT PATCH BETWEEN YOUR EYES!!! It's not hard! It really isn't!!!