Whitening toothpaste.

[snorky]

I rub it on my knob in order to make it look smaller.

I don't

 

[Barcon]

I don't

Whip it out next to Firminho's teeth. It'll look massive.

 

[idahoblues]

She had the whitest teeth I’d ever come across

 

[Lavinda Past]

Good for cleaning misty headlights.

Not Misty's headlights, headlights that have gone dull due to weathering etc.

 

[Bigga]

Some right corking replies in this very brief thread, so far!

Been chuckling my head off!

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

She had the whitest teeth I’d ever come across

That's the goodness of pearldrops.

 

[East Level 2]

Donald Trump probably uses bleach on his.

 

[Blue Mist]

I'm suprised my post has lasted this long.

(Not this one, the other one)

 

[Bill Walker]

I rub it on my knob, I spend a lot of time rubbing my knob when drone's not around.

 

[Bill Walker]

Michael Jackson ?




What ?

You're "Bad"