Who famous do you look most like?

Back in the early 2000’s when I gave up the fags and got straight on the pies, I was a fat baw faced ****, who looked like any famous fat baw faced ****.

Thankfully I put away the pies and lost the weight so I look Fucking gorgeous again. Well, maybe not gorgeous but better than I did.

Probably Clint Eastwood’s before his face melted. Especially since I’ve got a beard, but not a mad one. I have to qualify that self assessment by stating my eyesight is shit and that not a **** agrees with me. Bastards.
 
Back in the early 2000’s when I gave up the fags and got straight on the pies, I was a fat baw faced ****, who looked like any famous fat baw faced ****.

Thankfully I put away the pies and lost the weight so I look Fucking gorgeous again. Well, maybe not gorgeous but better than I did.

Probably Clint Eastwood’s before his face melted. Especially since I’ve got a beard, but not a mad one. I have to qualify that self assessment by stating my eyesight is shit and that not a **** agrees with me. Bastards.
You quit pies?

You're dead to me
 

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