Who is the worst football pundit ever?

[ColinBall]

Collymore went straight to the top of the list after his outburst on Saturday.

Bellers should take him to court for slander and watch him squirm.

It's one thing to be pro-Villa and the Dippers, but he has spouted pure bile towards us every week we have been the featured game.

 

[El Boy Wonder]

How is Andy Gray not running away with this?

"He's looked up there and he's seen his mate and he's thought, go on mate help yourself to that, he's played a lovely little ball in, he's gone through and he's thought im having some of this, thanks mate and he's gone to hit it on his left and thought, here we go, have some of this mate and he's hit it, hasn't he done well, the keepers seen it and gone for it, he's thought, im at full stretch here, im committed and if i stretch just a bit i can save it. No chance, tekkaboo son, tekkaboo"

*smashes face on table*

 

[BingoBango]

How is Andy Gray not running away with this?

"He's looked up there and he's seen his mate and he's thought, go on mate help yourself to that, he's played a lovely little ball in, he's gone through and he's thought im having some of this, thanks mate and he's gone to hit it on his left and thought, here we go, have some of this mate and he's hit it, hasn't he done well, the keepers seen it and gone for it, he's thought, im at full stretch here, im committed and if i stretch just a bit i can save it. No chance, tekkaboo son, tekkaboo"

*smashes face on table*

He should be shot for speaking in a bizarre mish-mash of past and present tense, the chrome-domed cretin.

 

[C-MCFC]

Isn't Pleat the analysist for ITV.
If him then yes. He knows nothing about football. Talks crap for 90 minutes

 

[jimharri]

Isn't Pleat the analysist for ITV.
If him then yes. He knows nothing about football. Talks crap for 90 minutes

Don't most pundits (not all; most) do that anyway?

 

[Lomas has a lob on]

He's not mentioned but another "pundit" who was just shocking was Nigel Spackman, you dont here much of him now, but Sky used to have him on some panel's from time to time. One of his greatest "insight's" was when Sol Campbell had just signed for Arsenal, he said the following. . . . . . . . ."Sol has gone to Arsenal, and he's really going to have to fight to get in ahead of either Adams or Keown, and with him being issued the squad number 23, suggest's to me that Mr. Wenger doesn't quite see him as a first teamer just yet". For some reason I've alway's remembered those comment's and suffice to say i've never ever listened to the clueless tosser again.

 

[laserblue]

only 3 votes? i could choose 5 complete twats out of that lot without batting an eye.

 

[brady0]

How is Andy Gray not running away with this?

"He's looked up there and he's seen his mate and he's thought, go on mate help yourself to that, he's played a lovely little ball in, he's gone through and he's thought im having some of this, thanks mate and he's gone to hit it on his left and thought, here we go, have some of this mate and he's hit it, hasn't he done well, the keepers seen it and gone for it, he's thought, im at full stretch here, im committed and if i stretch just a bit i can save it. No chance, tekkaboo son, tekkaboo"

*smashes face on table*

pmsl!

 

[uwe282828]

Alan Green and John Motson cant stand them two.

 

[Frank H]

Alan Green and John Motson cant stand them two.

Yes, why isn't John Motson on the list?
Perhaps because he doesn't count as a "pundit"?
He certainly behaves as if he is one.