Who should be the next leader of the Tory party?

A few years ago a friend of mine who loved performance sports cars told me he was going to buy a Ferrari.
He pitched up next day with a clapped-out 1982 Ford Fiesta with the word ‘Ferrari’ in felt pen across the back window.
I pointed out this obvious error to him but he insisted that it was indeed a high-performance dream car.So we went for a drive and sure enough, after a couple of miles it started to make strange noises and quite quickly it blew up and collapsed in a heap.
‘Well’, he said ‘it seems you were right- I’ll not make that mistake again’
Next day he pitched up with his new Ferrari.
It was in fact a clapped-out 1982 Ford Fiesta with the word ‘Ferrari’ in felt pen across the back window.
 
He would have won in 2017 if the right wing of the party didn't undermine him. This has now been proven by the Forde Report.

It's on their head as well.
It didn't help the cause.
 
Cthulhu ruled themselves for being the next leader saying they couldn't match the current nominees for cuntage.
 

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