Who wants to bet Cheryl Cole

[Dirty Harry]

She fits nicely into my 'pretty and fuckable but just because you've suddenly become famous and been given a stage doesn't automatically mean you have something interesting to say and people want to listen to you so just shut the fuck up and show us yer tits and gateaux you annoying cow' section of my filing system.
Oddly the same section as Tulisa and Geri Halliwell (amongst others).

 

[didactic]

In my opinion he never shagged her. I think it was a marriage of convenience. Every time we hear about his affairs with other women he's that drunk he can't get a hard on and throws up everywhere. Unless he's sending pictures of his cock to Jermaine Jenas and sticking the phone up his arse waiting for the reply.

I agree I think it was all a farce as are the Cowell affairs and so many other stories of athletes in the spot light. Im convinced Ronaldo falls into that category but then I ask myself would those escorts be paid enough to keep the secret?

Have you ever read a story from a bird saying 'Ashley Cole kept me up all night with his rock hard cock and amazing love technique?' Maybe if you look through the archives there might be a no-mark stripper from 2002 saying that, but in reality all he does is throw up on them.

Same with Ronaldo its always he was on and jumped off and fell asleep. Maybe they are told by their agents to pop some blues an just shag the occasional bird to keep the rumours dead. But even if they came out Id have both at the club in a second.<br /><br />-- Sun May 20, 2012 5:44 pm --<br /><br />

She fits nicely into my 'pretty and fuckable but just because you've suddenly become famous and been given a stage doesn't automatically mean you have something interesting to say and people want to listen to you so just shut the fuck up and show us yer tits and gateaux you annoying cow' section of my filing system.
Oddly the same section as Tulisa and Geri Halliwell (amongst others).

Yip.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

I agree I think it was all a farce as are the Cowell affairs and so many other stories of athletes in the spot light. Im convinced Ronaldo falls into that category but then I ask myself would those escorts be paid enough to keep the secret?

Have you ever read a story from a bird saying 'Ashley Cole kept me up all night with his rock hard cock and amazing love technique?' Maybe if you look through the archives there might be a no-mark stripper from 2002 saying that, but in reality all he does is throw up on them.

Same with Ronaldo its always he was on and jumped off and fell asleep. Maybe they are told by their agents to pop some blues an just shag the occasional bird to keep the rumours dead. But even if they came out Id have both at the club in a second.

Oh, I don't care if they are gay straight or Foo Foo Lamaar. It annoys me a bit when they keep up a pretence though. And yes, I'd have both of them at City, but Cole wold have a job shifting Clichy.

 

[johnny on the spot]

She's a nob and most probably crawling with public lice who all have Ashley Cole's gurning face.

 

[didactic]

Oh, I don't care if they are gay straight or Foo Foo Lamaar. It annoys me a bit when they keep up a pretence though. And yes, I'd have both of them at City, but Cole wold have a job shifting Clichy.

Yea most fans are not so modern mate if clubs are still dealing with racism imagine an openly gay player?

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Oh, I don't care if they are gay straight or Foo Foo Lamaar. It annoys me a bit when they keep up a pretence though. And yes, I'd have both of them at City, but Cole wold have a job shifting Clichy.

Yea most fans are not so modern mate if clubs are still dealing with racism imagine an openly gay player?

If it was David I would be over the moon.

 

[Cellarite]

I couldn't accept any of that lot playing for my team.

 

[mrcunny]

I couldn't accept any of that lot playing for my team.

Plenty of man to man marking and get close upto his behind...<br /><br />-- Sun May 20, 2012 5:45 pm --<br /><br />

I couldn't accept any of that lot playing for my team.

Plenty of man to man marking and get close upto his behind...

 

[BlueMooney]

I couldn't accept any of that lot playing for my team.

Unlucky.

 

[jimharri]

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