Who wants to bet Cheryl Cole

[Freestyler]

I wonder what she tastes like?

 

[talkativesprout]

You might be a big black guy but you cry like a little white girl at the slightest of things!

I said security guard deliberately to wind you up, why give me the satisfaction? I was taking the piss in a friendly way, banter, although I hate that word.

Besides, we both know that the only big black guys you see in banks are usually holding the place up!

(Seriously, if anyone complains about that last line, take a massive fuck to yourself)

Not wound up and you are talking of high street banks and the type of bank I work for does not have tellers handing out cash so holding it up would not be very fruitful.

Enjoy your night.

I'd tell you to lighten up but I'm quite sure you'd take it as a racist jibe so I won't bother.

Sometimes, a giff does not do credit to the wit on here.

*bow

 

[jimharri]

Meanwhile, back on topic;

[bigimg]http://i.imgur.com/J6CDJ.jpg[/bigimg]

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I wonder what she tastes like?

Cherry coke and sweat.

 

[Bluebird1]

I dont get why if she hates him so much she still uses his name?

She doesn't anymore. She has got a new song out and she just calls herself Cheryl.

Anyway, it's too much hassle changing from your married name back to your maiden name. That's why I kept mine.

 

[richards30]

Ashley cole is such a wanker for cheating on that!! Fucking hell she's on a par with Michelle keegan! Fuck it, would be a dream threesome for me! Yummy

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Meanwhile, back on topic;

[bigimg]http://i.imgur.com/J6CDJ.jpg[/bigimg]

She definitely passes the pencil test, even if she is a bit common for my liking.

 

[bernabias home shirt]

[bigimg]http://i.imgur.com/h9iYX.jpg[/bigimg]

Nice.

 

[XxRachXx]

She would be so stupid to go back to that rat

 

[quiet_riot]

Besides, we both know that the only big black guys you see in banks are usually holding the place up!

(Seriously, if anyone complains about that last line, take a massive fuck to yourself)