failsworthblueboy
Well-Known Member
I vote for Pete.
I vote for Pete.
Not when we get relegated to the Dog & Duck League. Mark Goldbridge told us yesterday that this was bound to occur after he watched a video where a top sports lawyer told him that were we to be convicted, we would be relegated to the Sunday League Pub Team East Manchester Division. He kind of forgot to consider that the self same lawyer in the self same article went on to say that we would be acquitted on all charges. I guess Mark did a bit of a premature pearl clutch before he could process the catastrophic news that came in the next paragraph about our likely acquittal and subsequently took a valium or two and blacked out the bad news section of the article before rushing to his podcast and prematurely celebrating our pending demise before realising that there were pearls everywhere from his broken necklace and everyone in the comments was laughing hysterically at his hyperventilating and ill-advised celebrations and telling him to read the article again before going off to lie down in a darkened room for the entire weekend, once it's true implications had finally penetrated the sheer density of his skull bone and filtered through to the last of his fraudulent brain cells.Foden now he's here for life.