Who'd win in a fight thread

[crooky]

www.epicrapbattlesofhistory.com

I read that as epic crap battles of history...

I was thinking along the lines of Bruce Forsyth vs Franny Lee

 

[Scottyboi]

Bruce Lee would have got rekt by Tyson end of.

 

[Yaya_Tony]

@Yaya_Tony

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Are you saying even if he doesn't have kryptonite he'd still win?? The fight would be over a few seconds. Superman could kill batman in about a million plus ways.
He could fry him with his lazer eyes
He could freeze him with his breath
He could fly into him a split him in two
He could pick him up, fly him to mars and leve him there

Batman wouldn't stand a chance.

Geek mode...

Superman gave batman kryptonite just in case he was ever corrupted. That pissed off the likes of green lantern, flash and aquaman when they all realised batman had contingency plans on them too. It's well documented, and tbf is the only way batman could stand a chance vs actual superpowers. But he's batman. So it works.

 

[stony]

Bruce Lee would have got rekt by Tyson end of.

If I was still a mod I would ban you for that appalling use of the English language.

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

I can't help thinking back to the near fights during the epic finish to 2011/12

Bobby v the GPC

Joey v Mario (ironically stopped by Bobby grabbing Mario before he ran onto the pitch).

I'm going for Bobby to win with a knockout and Joey to win with a flick knife (probably carries one in his sock).

 

[Yaya_Tony]

I can't help thinking back to the near fights during the epic finish to 2011/12

Bobby v the GPC

Joey v Mario (ironically stopped by Bobby grabbing Mario before he ran onto the pitch).

I'm going for Bobby to win with a knockout and Joey to win with a flick knife (probably carries one in his sock).

Mario with flying studs off the crossbar at baconface. Priceless.

 

[BimboBob]

Making a movie and actually stepping into a brawl with someone is completely different. I would put money on the guy that kicked the ass of most heavyweight men that have been fighting people professionally for years over a guy that could move quick in a movie.

Tyson wouldn't get a chance. Lee was quick, could hit fast and in the right areas. Solar plexus...boom, Tyson falls.

Tyson even said so in an interview a few years ago.

 

[RichardDunneOwnGoal]

Tyson wouldn't get a chance. Lee was quick, could hit fast and in the right areas. Solar plexus...boom, Tyson falls.

Tyson even said so in an interview a few years ago.

To be fair, Tyson had the handspeed of a welterweight when he was in his early twenties. A phenomenal heavyweight boxer.

But just that, a boxer. Not sure how he'd fair against such an accomplished martial artist throwing all sorts of kicks at his mug, even if he was the much smaller man.

 

[Sergi0 Na5r1]

Tyson would bite his nose off before the fight started

 

[jimharri]

I can't help thinking back to the near fights during the epic finish to 2011/12

Bobby v the GPC

Joey v Mario (ironically stopped by Bobby grabbing Mario before he ran onto the pitch).

I'm going for Bobby to win with a knockout and Joey to win with a flick knife (probably carries one in his sock).

Micah that grabbed Mario, wasn't it?