Who's p***ed?!

[Blootoof]

Sober as a judge unfortunately! Pissed off a bit does that count?

No

Piss on somethin you own

 

[andyhinch]

City win. Just need those girly Spurs lot to win tomorrow. Fa*king cants. So, 2 Stellas, 2 Bombays, 1/2 Bottle Red, 2nd coctail (yes, we're decadant)..what's everyone else one ?

How does this 1/2 bottle thing work?

 

[mick10]

Sober as a judge unfortunately! Pissed off a bit does that count?

No

Piss on somethin you own

I've read and re-read this. Still can't work it out? Piss on somethimg you own??
Sure you're not out off it?

 

[BimboBob]

Sober as a judge unfortunately! Pissed off a bit does that count?

No

Piss on somethin you own

I've read and re-read this. Still can't work it out? Piss on somethimg you own??
Sure you're not out off it?

He likes water sports. Bloo once invited me round for a brew and forced water down my neck at an alarming rate. He then disappeared. When I needed a quick slash I popped to his toilet only to be horrified at the sight that met my eyes. There was Bloo, naked in the bath, urging me to "empty your bladder over me".

Being polite and a guest I promtly unzipped and unleashed a torrent on his fat flatulent obese body. He continued to masturbate even after I had finished.

I left quietly by the back door.

 

[Blootoof]

Sober as a judge unfortunately! Pissed off a bit does that count?

No

Piss on somethin you own

I've read and re-read this. Still can't work it out? Piss on somethimg you own??
Sure you're not out off it?

Neither can I and I wrote it

 

[mick10]

No

Piss on somethin you own

I've read and re-read this. Still can't work it out? Piss on somethimg you own??
Sure you're not out off it?

He likes water sports. Bloo once invited me round for a brew and forced water down my neck at an alarming rate. He then disappeared. When I needed a quick slash I popped to his toilet only to be horrified at the sight that met my eyes. There was Bloo, naked in the bath, urging me to "empty your bladder over me".

Being polite and a guest I promtly unzipped and unleashed a torrent on his fat flatulent obese body. He continued to masturbate even after I had finished.

I left quietly by the back door.

There are times I worry for you bimbobob.
Not often mind.

 

[andyhinch]

I've read and re-read this. Still can't work it out? Piss on somethimg you own??
Sure you're not out off it?

He likes water sports. Bloo once invited me round for a brew and forced water down my neck at an alarming rate. He then disappeared. When I needed a quick slash I popped to his toilet only to be horrified at the sight that met my eyes. There was Bloo, naked in the bath, urging me to "empty your bladder over me".

Being polite and a guest I promtly unzipped and unleashed a torrent on his fat flatulent obese body. He continued to masturbate even after I had finished.

I left quietly by the back door.

There are times I worry for you bimbobob.
Not often mind.

There's less times I don't :)

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Just getting amongst it.

Had a few beers whilst watching City on football first, now having a glass of wine.

 

[another generation]

Me. Pissed.

 

[blueduff]

I've had a fair amount. can anybody recommend me a decent chinese in stockport...edgeley area?? I am starving!