Chuckle Brothers (s**t at football but got lucky)
Joey Barton (big waste of sperm)
Roy Keane (Alfie Harland, nuff said)
Shrek (demises City at every opportunity)
Robbie Savage (uncaged animal)
Tranny (the image of every wrong with football)
Diouf (id spit on him if i saw him, the wife beating, spitting t**t)
Vidic (thinks he's solid)
Rio Ferdinand (got a mouth like a spitting image puppet)
Kuyt (Hey you guyssssss!)