Whos your fittest facebook friend?

[Armaan]

Im going with my buddy!!!
Although i have some right crackers!!!

do you mind me having a wank over that pic? Lol that bird is fukin super fit

 

[goose72]

I wish - if they were the same person I'd be allowed to nail 'em both at once, which would clearly be a good thing! I must have a thing for crazy eyebrows...

Same bird - infact think I know her - is she Eastern European?

Yes - they are two different ladies. No - neither is Eastern European. One is from Rochdale, the other is from Leicestershire, but now lives here, in Manchester, just opposite the BBC, with me, and has just signed up on here and stalked all my posts and will doubtless blame me for you thinking she's Eastern European, so thanks for that ;).

This is wothout a doubt the last time I involve myself in any threads that could have personal repercussions! Unless they involve advising teenagers to butt fuck their birds - they're quite fun.

 

[MATCITY]

Same bird - infact think I know her - is she Eastern European?

Yes - they are two different ladies. No - neither is Eastern European. One is from Rochdale, the other is from Leicestershire, but now lives here, in Manchester, just opposite the BBC, with me, and has just signed up on here and stalked all my posts and will doubtless blame me for you thinking she's Eastern European, so thanks for that ;).

This is wothout a doubt the last time I involve myself in any threads that could have personal repercussions! Unless they involve advising teenagers to butt fuck their birds - they're quite fun.

never butt fuck your birds kids my parrot has never looked at me the same since plus it took me hours to clean up the feathers

 

[goose72]

Yes - they are two different ladies. No - neither is Eastern European. One is from Rochdale, the other is from Leicestershire, but now lives here, in Manchester, just opposite the BBC, with me, and has just signed up on here and stalked all my posts and will doubtless blame me for you thinking she's Eastern European, so thanks for that ;).

This is wothout a doubt the last time I involve myself in any threads that could have personal repercussions! Unless they involve advising teenagers to butt fuck their birds - they're quite fun.

never butt fuck your birds kids my parrot has never looked at me the same since plus it took me hours to clean up the feathers

God I read that as 'Never butt fuck your bird's kids'. Which is a whole different world....

 

[Armaan]

Me ruv you rong time!!

jus spat tea all over my monitor.

not really the fittest but it's still a cracker none the less.

omg are you stupid? Shes the fittest by one hell of a mile

 

[buzzer1]

never butt fuck your birds kids my parrot has never looked at me the same since plus it took me hours to clean up the feathers

God I read that as 'Never butt fuck your bird's kids'. Which is a whole different world....

So did i.

 

[ono]

i still think mine wins;)

BFBFFC

 

[JohnMaddocksAxe]

My neighbour:

Ex girlfriend:

Two questions;
1. Any free houses going begging in your neighbourhood?
2. "Ex girlfriend". Why? Are you mad? Or did she give you the Spanish Archer? If she did, that's cruel!

What are the initials of the second girl there?

Not for stalking purposes (honestly). I reckon I might know her but it's a funny haircut.

I don't want to trawl through the rest of this thread just to see if I know anyone else so can someone let me know if there is anyone else i know on here. Cheers.

 

[RPDB]

Has to be this young lady, although we have never actually chatted, I fertilize her crops everyday as good neighbours do !

She gets my vote so far, although I have yet to post.

Whats her name?

 

[BimboBob]

My favourite so far...

Here's mine...

Sort of had a bit of a thing a while ago...she deep throated...made me happy anyway.