Why am I...

[Second Skin]

Sat at home, slightly pissed, cutting up blue and white tissue paper at twenty past eleven on Friday night ?

I must be mad.

 

[Drabs]

Sat at home, slightly pissed, cutting up blue and white tissue paper at twenty past eleven on Friday night ?

I must be mad.

with yer kid....except the white tissue bit.....sat with speakers on loud annoying rag neighbours!!!!! 6 cans to go!

 

[ManCityFC]

Sat at home, slightly pissed, cut up blue and white tissue paper at twenty past eleven on Friday night ?

I must be mad.

Or you could be sat in Chigwell, go to bed, not really sure what football is on tomorrow, but knowing you "love" the rags and dream of going to Manchester one day, only to wake up a little late and realise that it is derby day, get on to the internet quickly, purchase another overpriced rag shirt and sock combo, find a place for them in a drawer, run to the pub, claim your dad has been a rag for 300 years, wind up the Arsenal supporting barman, shout Cam Own Unioted, claim you have been to every game, get pissed on two halves of bitter, go home dejected, put on some homosexual pornography, order in a delivery kebab without hot sauce, but with salad and place as much KY on your genitals as possible whilst clutching a Kleenex.

The choice is yours pal, I say, keep cutting. You are a blue my friend!

 

[Second Skin]

Sat at home, slightly pissed, cut up blue and white tissue paper at twenty past eleven on Friday night ?

I must be mad.

Or you could be sat in Chigwell, go to bed, not really sure what football is on tomorrow, but knowing you "love" the rags and dream of going to Manchester one day, only to wake up a little late and realise that it is derby day, get on to the internet quickly, purchase another overpriced rag shirt and sock combo, find a place for them in a drawer, run to the pub, claim your dad has been a rag for 300 years, wind up the Arsenal supporting barman, shout Cam Own Unioted, claim you have been to every game, get pissed on two halves of bitter, go home dejected, put on some homosexual pornography, order in a delivery kebab without hot sauce, but with salad and place as much KY on your genitals as possible whilst clutching a Kleenex.

Thanks, I thought I was losing it it for a minute.
Thanks, I thought I was losing it it for a minute.

The choice is yours pal, I say, keep cutting. You are a blue my friend!

 

[sniff]

fuck knows how the players cope with this, my bottles going now.....at least you got something to keep you ocupied

 

[chedinho]

shredder is the way forward and it shreds tin foil no probs.instant shiny bits!
cant wait for my sons to see this tomoz.