jimharri said:
Well? Go on; don't leave us hanging!
inconclusive, so far my research has proved only a handful of facts. excitement levels in the eastern districts of manchester seem to have a negative impact on the club that resides there. that is to say, the more the locals become aroused by their heroes, the more said heroes dream up new and imaginative ways of ballsing things up.
moving northerly, gents of a certain size believe that the sight of a naked abdomen during a blizzard will have a positive effect on the useless stripey shirted buffoons they are trying to impress.
in the capital, 'geezers' will try to outdo one another's machoism in a futile attempt to prove which club has the most gladiatorial folk following it.
the nervous habitants of merseyside seem to believe that all others are a seething mass of rage, and try to cool the non-existant situations by constantly requesting the opposition fans to "calm down".
while early signs point to "supporters" of manchester united being a complete and utter bunch of cu.................................................