Why does Manuel always scratch his plums ...

Anyone else noticed that during his pre match interviews on a Friday,the Boss is always scratching at his nuts when being asked questions.5 times today in a ten minute interview.
Does he need to see nursey about this condition ?
What a weird observation. Weirdo.
 
Thread off the year!

How can you even see his ball bag in a presser, is there not a table in the way or are you watching something different to the rest of us.
I did the Stadium Tour a few weeks ago which included the Press Room - there is a big City logo on a board in front of the desk so it would be difficult to see anyone's legs
 
I'd be suspicious of any man who doesn't adjust his gentleman's purse on a regular basis. Babies suck dummies, women fidget with their rings(not that one), Wayne Rooney sucks his thumb, and gentleman adjust their bollocks. It's reassuring, comforting and feels nice.
Any man who doesn't adjust his bollocks is probably a wrong un. Hitler was a known bollock shuffling abstainer. As was Pol Pot and Stalin. Ghandi on the other hand was regularly spotted having a good fumble beneath his robes. Even Jesus liked a rummage around his nether regions. It's a littler known fact, but the only reason he wept when he was on the cross was because he couldn't reach his knackers. Why do you think the Romans crucified people? Stopping a man from adjusting his bollocks is one of the most inhumane punishments you could give. Nasty cunts them Romans.
Funniest post I've read in ages! Lol.
 
Stony,i dont always beleive people when they come on here and say something made them actually laugh out loud.......but mate ,you just did it for me !
 
ohhhhhhhhh manuel pellegrini
he's got massive plums
He fiddles with the fuckers
at pressers and fun runs
he doesn't give a fuck
he fiddles when he wants
oh manuel pellegrini
big bollocks in his pants
 
I noticed it too. But if that's his bollocks he's scratching then he's got them lower slung than an orang utang. Must be something else. And if oakiecokie can see exactly what it is then he's got a webcam planted behind the desk.
 

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