I'd be suspicious of any man who doesn't adjust his gentleman's purse on a regular basis. Babies suck dummies, women fidget with their rings(not that one), Wayne Rooney sucks his thumb, and gentleman adjust their bollocks. It's reassuring, comforting and feels nice.
Any man who doesn't adjust his bollocks is probably a wrong un. Hitler was a known bollock shuffling abstainer. As was Pol Pot and Stalin. Ghandi on the other hand was regularly spotted having a good fumble beneath his robes. Even Jesus liked a rummage around his nether regions. It's a littler known fact, but the only reason he wept when he was on the cross was because he couldn't reach his knackers. Why do you think the Romans crucified people? Stopping a man from adjusting his bollocks is one of the most inhumane punishments you could give. Nasty cunts them Romans.