Why does Manuel always scratch his plums ...

[mat]

It's a coping exercise to make sure he keeps his cool with all the bullshit questions he gets on a weekly basis.

 

[oakiecokie]

How the fuck,whilst watching a presser do you notice him scratching his bollocks?
Thread title says "always",are you "always" staring at the gaffers sack?

Its quite evident that he`s always moving that right arm down during his tabled interviews.Now unless you have a white stick and a blind dog,you just can`t miss the bollock scratching or adjustment.My point being he must have problems with his nuts.Its not just todays interview its every fucking time.
The fucker needs some ointment or a trip to the STD Unit. ;)

 

[oakiecokie]

Have you been neutered you old fucker? Surely any man will be able to tell you he wasn't scratching them he was adjusting them. Testicles are temperamental things and have a mind of their own. They often move around and need constant readjustment. "Scratching" ffs Oakie, I'm ashamed you could even think it.

At my age and four grown up kids mate,thats about all they`re fit for ... neutering.Why the fuck would you need to readjust 5 time in 10 minutes,unless he`s trying to get rid of a stiffy. ;)

 

[mat]

At my age and four grown up kids mate,thats about all they`re fit for ... neutering.Why the fuck would you need to readjust 5 time in 10 minutes,unless he`s trying to get rid of a stiffy. ;)

If miss pike is always at the pressed he has a good excuse for one.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Because it's out of Rubens remit?

 

[stony]

At my age and four grown up kids mate,thats about all they`re fit for ... neutering.Why the fuck would you need to readjust 5 time in 10 minutes,unless he`s trying to get rid of a stiffy. ;)

I'd be suspicious of any man who doesn't adjust his gentleman's purse on a regular basis. Babies suck dummies, women fidget with their rings(not that one), Wayne Rooney sucks his thumb, and gentleman adjust their bollocks. It's reassuring, comforting and feels nice.
Any man who doesn't adjust his bollocks is probably a wrong un. Hitler was a known bollock shuffling abstainer. As was Pol Pot and Stalin. Ghandi on the other hand was regularly spotted having a good fumble beneath his robes. Even Jesus liked a rummage around his nether regions. It's a littler known fact, but the only reason he wept when he was on the cross was because he couldn't reach his knackers. Why do you think the Romans crucified people? Stopping a man from adjusting his bollocks is one of the most inhumane punishments you could give. Nasty cunts them Romans.

 

[andy h]

Maybe he shaves his plums and they just happen to grow back on interview day?

Is that known as a "Chilean" as opposed to a "Brazilian"?

 

[Chi-town blues]

Herpes ?

 

[The First Earl]

I'd be suspicious of any man who doesn't adjust his gentleman's purse on a regular basis. Babies suck dummies, women fidget with their rings(not that one), Wayne Rooney sucks his thumb, and gentleman adjust their bollocks. It's reassuring, comforting and feels nice.
Any man who doesn't adjust his bollocks is probably a wrong un. Hitler was a known bollock shuffling abstainer. As was Pol Pot and Stalin. Ghandi on the other hand was regularly spotted having a good fumble beneath his robes. Even Jesus liked a rummage around his nether regions. It's a littler known fact, but the only reason he wept when he was on the cross was because he couldn't reach his knackers. Why do you think the Romans crucified people? Stopping a man from adjusting his bollocks is one of the most inhumane punishments you could give. Nasty cunts them Romans.

Stony, you'll go straight to hell for that comment, but my God you've made me laugh!

 

[goatinho]

he also keeps standing on his tip toes at least 5 or 6 times every interview....watch his next one and count how many times!