I was once dumped for rimming a girl. I'm not into is as such but some girls really like it so I'll do it if they want me to. I did it to one girl thinking I was giving her a treat and she went ballistic. Odd really as she was not shy or prudish. She kept going on and on that it was disgusting and nobody could possibly like it. 5 minutes previous to it she'd had my bollocks in her mouth so it's not like she had the moral high-ground. When she asked if I'd ever done it to any other girls before, I said I had because they'd asked me to and they loved it. When she left that night it was the last I saw of her.
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Wierdest thing you've been dumped for.
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Pigeonho
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This thread is a good thing.
I got dumped for nothing, which I thought was a bit weird, especially considering it meant a mortgage, kids and an entire 7 years of family getting thrown down the shitter.
I got dumped for nothing, which I thought was a bit weird, especially considering it meant a mortgage, kids and an entire 7 years of family getting thrown down the shitter.
mcmanus
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My cock being waaaay too big
Timmmmahhhh
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mcmanus said:My cock being waaaay too big
It hurt.
You deserved it.
You won't do that to me again.
daveduke67
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anymore than 2sheiks said:I was once dumped for rimming a girl. I'm not into is as such but some girls really like it so I'll do it if they want me to. I did it to one girl thinking I was giving her a treat and she went ballistic. Odd really as she was not shy or prudish. She kept going on and on that it was disgusting and nobody could possibly like it. 5 minutes previous to it she'd had my bollocks in her mouth so it's not like she had the moral high-ground. When she asked if I'd ever done it to any other girls before, I said I had because they'd asked me to and they loved it. When she left that night it was the last I saw of her.
I don't think it was the act of rimming that upset her, it was the fact that you did it over the dinner table at her Mums whilst Sunday dinner was being served.
Not so much dumped, but not spoken to properly ever again, after inviting a girl round for a meal. We used to sit and talk in the pub and she'd been back with friends before. She'd heard me talking about dinner parties a few times and said that nobody had ever cooked anything special for her so I offered and she accepted.
She asked if it'd be a fancy affair and I said it was up to her - if she wanted me to push the boat out I would. She said that'd be really nice and she even went out and bought a new dress and shoes, had her hair done and told everyone she knew what we were doing.
There were a few candles and some nice music, I'd spent a bit of time garnishing and making everything look a bit fancy and we had a couple of bottles of wine. When we finished we sat in the living room finishing the wine off and she said she'd had the most wonderful evening and nobody had ever made feel like she did at that moment. Nothing serious happened but she did ring the babysitter and ask if she could stay an extra half hour. When she went there was just a nice kiss and she said she'd ring me the next day. Got a text ten minutes later saying how much she'd enjoyed the night. The babysitter who I knew as well text me and said and I'd really made her friend feel special and she'd told her couldn't wait to see me again!
Next day text comes through - thanks for last night. Sorry but I cant see you again. I cant compete with what you did and I'd always feel second best.
Despite my best efforts she wouldn't change her mind. Her mates said she was really upset about not seeing me as she really liked me before the meal and had had a wonderful night.
Wouldn't speak to me properly after that night and didn't sit with our group again. When I started seeing someone a few months later she left the pub in tears and she didn't go in again.
Probably better off without her - obviously not wired up right.
IM NOT REALLY HERE
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daveduke67 said:anymore than 2sheiks said:I was once dumped for rimming a girl. I'm not into is as such but some girls really like it so I'll do it if they want me to. I did it to one girl thinking I was giving her a treat and she went ballistic. Odd really as she was not shy or prudish. She kept going on and on that it was disgusting and nobody could possibly like it. 5 minutes previous to it she'd had my bollocks in her mouth so it's not like she had the moral high-ground. When she asked if I'd ever done it to any other girls before, I said I had because they'd asked me to and they loved it. When she left that night it was the last I saw of her.
I don't think it was the act of rimming that upset her, it was the fact that you did it over the dinner table at her Mums whilst Sunday dinner was being served.
Spit-Roast?
Paul powers moustache
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ob said:Because i couldn't play the drums,we were 15 n other guy could not going to bang on about it but still bitter
Thats because Drummers have got rhythm and in the bedroom that counts for loads
Bill
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Re: Weirdest thing you've been dumped for.
one girl i was with years ago had my gear in black bags in the hall as i got home.
"i've found god"
(we were living in sin) was her reply when i asked the inevitable why.
she went on to say i've found you a room in a shared house and paid your deposit. i still piss my sides now at the cheek of it. turns out she was banging a fellow born again christian, a married man from the same church.
3 weeks later came the "i've made a terrible mistake" knock at the door.
as fucking if!!.
what a wife and family i have now, best thing that happend to me that hypocritical fucking parish.
on a side note as anyone noticed that christians can't drive, slow as fuck and all over the road.
as soon as i see that fish sign on a car i stay well clear.
one girl i was with years ago had my gear in black bags in the hall as i got home.
"i've found god"
(we were living in sin) was her reply when i asked the inevitable why.
she went on to say i've found you a room in a shared house and paid your deposit. i still piss my sides now at the cheek of it. turns out she was banging a fellow born again christian, a married man from the same church.
3 weeks later came the "i've made a terrible mistake" knock at the door.
as fucking if!!.
what a wife and family i have now, best thing that happend to me that hypocritical fucking parish.
on a side note as anyone noticed that christians can't drive, slow as fuck and all over the road.
as soon as i see that fish sign on a car i stay well clear.
The Pink Panther
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The really weird thing was the incident was totally accidental
My dick fell into my girlfriend's dogs arse. I started to panic, start sweating and just when I was withdrwing my dick my girlfriend and her mum walked into the room
I sort of understand what it must have looked like, but I was surprised she didn't give me the benefit of the doubt
My dick fell into my girlfriend's dogs arse. I started to panic, start sweating and just when I was withdrwing my dick my girlfriend and her mum walked into the room
I sort of understand what it must have looked like, but I was surprised she didn't give me the benefit of the doubt