Wierdest thing you've been dumped for.

[Rascal]

I got dumped for being rubbish

 

[Colliahhh]

Spit-Roast?

The real hypocrisy was that the night before, I'd done her up the shitter and she finished me off with her hands and mouth after it had been up HER backside. When I pointed this out to her she said oral and anal sex is "normal" and all her friends do it but none of them ever said they'd had their starfish licked.

I don't want to live in a world where sucking the shit out of your birds arse is classed as morally wrong!!

I once managed to do it by accident (rimming not shit sucking)... She sat up whilst we were in the tried and tested 69, turns out she loved it, happy days!

One of my mates (proper filthy girl) once told us the fella she was seeing asked her to do it to him. Needless to say we reacted how any morally upstanding gents would and got hammered at a party he was at and took the piss until he stormed out.

I once got dumped for 'the relationship being based entirely on sex, we never talk or do anything emotional blah blah blah'

I don't see what her point was TBH

 

[johnny on the spot]

I played hockey at uni with a fairly arrogant guy (great player) whose two housemates kept ribbing about his girlfriend being a slag. No problem, we always took the piss.

One night at training it all got a bit specific and one of them went into detail about her head technique. He got so wound up that he went over to the dug-out, went in his kit-bag and phoned her to ask what the fuck. She tearfully confessed that she'd let his two best pals roast her while he'd gone home one weekend. His face was a vision of utter despair.

Our keeper, some distance away in full padding and helmet hadn't heard what had gone on. He walked over, took off his helmet and shouted 'Come on lads, stop fucking about'.

 

[2sheikhs]

Spit-Roast?

The real hypocrisy was that the night before, I'd done her up the shitter and she finished me off with her hands and mouth after it had been up HER backside. When I pointed this out to her she said oral and anal sex is "normal" and all her friends do it but none of them ever said they'd had their starfish licked.

I don't want to live in a world where sucking the shit out of your birds arse is classed as morally wrong!!

I'm pretty open-minded but I wouldn't even do that with Cheryl Cole or Penelope Cruz and I adore them 2.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

The real hypocrisy was that the night before, I'd done her up the shitter and she finished me off with her hands and mouth after it had been up HER backside. When I pointed this out to her she said oral and anal sex is "normal" and all her friends do it but none of them ever said they'd had their starfish licked.

I don't want to live in a world where sucking the shit out of your birds arse is classed as morally wrong!!

I once managed to do it by accident... She sat up whilst we were in the tried and tested 69, turns out she loved it, happy days!

One of my mates (proper filthy girl) once told us the fella she was seeing asked her to do it to him. Needless to say we reacted how any morally upstanding gents would and got hammered at a party he was at and took the piss until he stormed out.

I once got dumped for 'the relationship being based entirely on sex, we never talk or do anything emotional blah blah blah'

I don't see what her point was TBH

But you're still shagging her right?<br /><br />-- Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:25 pm --<br /><br />

The real hypocrisy was that the night before, I'd done her up the shitter and she finished me off with her hands and mouth after it had been up HER backside. When I pointed this out to her she said oral and anal sex is "normal" and all her friends do it but none of them ever said they'd had their starfish licked.

I don't want to live in a world where sucking the shit out of your birds arse is classed as morally wrong!!

I'm pretty open-minded but I wouldn't even do that with Cheryl Cole or Penelope Cruz and I adore them 2.

I'd do it but I wouldn't tell anyone that I've done it.... No I haven't done it before anyone asks

 

[Colliahhh]

But you're still shagging her right?

The ex from time to time if neither of us are in relationships (Its a cracking shag) but shes a bit of a mental case!

 

[Anonymous]

when i was at school, i got dumped for growing my hair long, i know this because once i got it cut she asked me back out. being stupid, 14 and naive i started seeing her again!

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

But you're still shagging her right?

The ex from time to time if neither of us are in relationships (Its a cracking shag) but shes a bit of a mental case!

The ones I meet/know seem to all be nut jobs to be fair!!

 

[phil31]

I played hockey at uni with a fairly arrogant guy (great player) whose two housemates kept ribbing about his girlfriend being a slag. No problem, we always took the piss.

One night at training it all got a bit specific and one of them went into detail about her head technique. He got so wound up that he went over to the dug-out, went in his kit-bag and phoned her to ask what the fuck. She tearfully confessed that she'd let his two best pals roast her while he'd gone home one weekend. His face was a vision of utter despair.

Our keeper, some distance away in full padding and helmet hadn't heard what had gone on. He walked over, took off his helmet and shouted 'Come on lads, stop fucking about'.

Comedy!!! haha

 

[allan harper]

I've only ever been dumped because of City, in fact every girlfriend I've had ( there's been a few ) since I was 14 has dumped me because of my devotion to City, they despise the fact I love City more and always put them first before any women. I've come to the conclusion that I need a woman that supports City.