Wild Predictions

[KS55]

1. In the WCUP FIFA announce a special award for the most brilliant attacking coach. It is won by the waistcoat.
2. After an impartiality probe, BBC agree to limit website articles about the rags to 5 per day.
3. Merson is voted pundit of the year.
4. Dippers congratulate City on winning the net spend cup.
5. Simon Jordan is outed as a sex pest and sacked by Talkshite. After protests by City fans, he is reinstated.

 

[melrose40yarder]

Our ticket office will finally run smoothly.
Wild enough!!

 

[Bantamgaz]

United to win the league
Ratboy not to be an annoying ****
Carragher as above
Liverpool fc to acknowledge that there fans are scum

 

[Bluesince1979]

The bloke who sits next to me wont pick a player at the start of the season and moan about him all year. No matter what said player achieves , he’ll only have to fuck up once to set moaning fan off

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Tyler kicks the bucket, whilst co-commentating on City’s 10-0 against the rag’s. Rat boy is arrested for poisoning him, and Carragher is arrested for rifling through Tyler pockets.

 

[Dobsy]

I was hoping to get some interesting predictions and maybe put a few punts on but this thread seems to have taken a turn.

 

[unicorn]

Holt Bitter will replace Amstel in the Etihad concourse bars.

 

[Bollo]

The BBC make a three-part drama about Heysel.

 

[Jordie]

Tyler kicks the bucket, whilst co-commentating on City’s 10-0 against the rag’s. Rat boy is arrested for poisoning him, and Carragher is arrested for rifling through Tyler pockets.

:-)

 

[DunfermlineBlue]

Leicester , Southampton and Newcastle go be relegated