Wildlife

It's that time of the year when the fucking squirrels are tearing up my lawns and chewing on everything in my shed. Or as I like to call it, kill the cunting squirrels time.

Have a family of squirrels who pillage my nut trees, been horrendous last couple three years. Cunts come before the nuts are ready, can strip a mature walnut or chestnut tree in 2 days. They can’t eat as many nuts as they take, they must have a nut shop somewhere.

I’ll have a gun ready for next year.
 
Want to borrow mine? :)

Any squirrels set foot on this property and they're done for. My shotgun is the usual, and very effective, choice of tool.

Mind you, I don't eat them, after all, they are just rats with fluffy tails. I just throw them over the fence into the field and something will come along and make it their dinner.

I’ll be putting mine on stakes in the garden to warn off any other would be chancers.
 

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