my mate and few others were having a pissed up roll round late one night on way back from pub...they had stopped on the patch of grass near their house and proceeded to all start drunken wrestling.....a dog cop van came past and stopped....without asking what was going on, the copper quickly ran to the back of his van and got his dog out before approaching the lads and asking them what they were doing.....my mate being a bit gobby stood up and said we are having a drunken wrestling match, to which the copper walked forward and started challenging him with the dog....my mate, having no fear of dogs stood his ground and started remonstrating with the copper...at this point the copper let the dog go and it clamped its jaws onto his thigh muscles, tearing out a huge chunk of flesh and muscle.
by this time, most of the neighbours were out screaming at the copper to get his dog off the lad who was by this time on the floor trying to get the dog off him and screaming in pain.....the copper stood there in shock before jumping in and trying to get the dog to release my mates leg.
when it got to court, the copper tried to make out that the dog acted in self defense and the copper stated there had been major trouble he was trying to break up....the thick twat failed to see the CCTV camera and even tried making out that 20+ witnesses were all liars.
bent bastards tar the whole with the same brush