Women you surprisingly found yourself attracted to....

[pinkwheeltrim]

Any which way I reckon Tracy Emin is THE most 'surprising' of the lot.

Fair do's fella but inside her is rancid anti-men acid

Her minge would snap shut and cut your dick off.

She likes it up the arse though,and so do I!

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Any which way I reckon Tracy Emin is THE most 'surprising' of the lot.

Fair do's fella but inside her is rancid anti-men acid

Her minge would snap shut and cut your dick off.

She likes it up the arse though,and so do I!

 

[jimmy blue shoes]

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All day long ( just hide any sharp objects)

 

[Anonymous]

Victoria Coren is not surprisingly...and she's loaded so you'd never need to work again.

Anyway, Lorraine Kelly back in the day - a sort of filthy mumsy charm to her

Same sort of thing with Lynda Bellingham as well. Unfortunately, I don't think either of them would come under (oo-err!) the category ''surprisingly''.

Good call on Lynda Bellingham, she'd also be able to make you a nice dinner afterwards.

I agree on them not being surprising, well not to me, but my wife thought it was the funniest thing in the world when I mentioned Lorraine's charms

The daft woman can only cook oxo...

 

[burning blue soul]

Same sort of thing with Lynda Bellingham as well. Unfortunately, I don't think either of them would come under (oo-err!) the category ''surprisingly''.

Good call on Lynda Bellingham, she'd also be able to make you a nice dinner afterwards.

I agree on them not being surprising, well not to me, but my wife thought it was the funniest thing in the world when I mentioned Lorraine's charms

The daft woman can only cook oxo...

word on the street is that the lovely lynda is very hairy....y'know......down below!!!!

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Good call on Lynda Bellingham, she'd also be able to make you a nice dinner afterwards.

I agree on them not being surprising, well not to me, but my wife thought it was the funniest thing in the world when I mentioned Lorraine's charms

The daft woman can only cook oxo...

word on the street is that the lovely lynda is very hairy....y'know......down below!!!!

I've heard she's got a minge like a monkeys forehead.

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

pj harvey..... jeez i love just to hang out with her for one

 

[mancity7]

susan sarandon...would have loved to have got my head between these tiggles..........

 

[bernabias home shirt]

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All day long ( just hide any sharp objects)

Yeh i reckon foxy knoxy is worth a dabble.

 

[jimharri]

Yeh i reckon foxy knoxy is worth a dabble.

You'd probably need to sleep with one eye open though. No; not that one!!