Women!! You want to be equal to men don't you??

[Fitton]

Stop leaving fucking skid marks round the toilet bowl

 

[Cellarite]

get the fucking beers in!

 

[bluemonday]

Put the bins out beeeaatch!! It's gotta be your turn by now!!

 

[BimboBob]

get the fucking beers in!

And no...if you want to come to the pub have the decency to drink a pint. I am a man. I don't buy halves.

 

[mancitymick]

Had one who tried to be equal yesterday. Whilst having a piss at the King Of Leon gig last night. A women walks into the Gents. Turns around drops he pants and then has a piss in the Urinal. It was wrong in all respects

 

[r.soleofsalford]

trim your own shrubbery.





second thoughts

 

[Mikeegrini]

Shave you're own fucking legs

She has you trained well.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

When going anywhere, 'Does this look ok?'- Yes dear, beautiful. 'Your just saying that.' 'Well what did you want me to say?.
'Trust you to start an argument.'
The most irritating species on the planet ( we love them), but total equality will only go to their heads.
Now, I must finish dusting this sideboard.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Fags

 

[daveduke67]

Shave you're own fucking legs

You should ask her for the trousers back whilst you're doing it.