Words and phrases you don't hear any more.

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Shenanigans
Umpteen
Hold the phone.
Whys and wherefores.
Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about.
He's going to do his nut.

 

[laserblue]

I know no British person that uses any of that yank shite.

Unfortunately I do and I hear these words used a lot on TV. Several not infrequently on Bluemoon too.

 

[laserblue]

Would have
Could have
Should have

 

[BlueTG]

Phrases
Woe betide you if ...
Shape yourself!
I've eaten something that didn't agree with me.
You make a better door than a window.
Gone for a Burton.

Words
Lozenge
Kerfuffle
Narked
Henceforth
Bedlam

Still regularly used and heard in North Yorkshire and Lincolnshire.

 

[Blue Hefner]

Would have
Could have
Should have

I say those 3 all the time......

 

[laserblue]

I say those 3 all the time......

So do I but 'would of' etc are seen all the time in written form on social media (including BM) and are frequently clearly pronounced with 'of' on TV as well as in conversation.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Codswallop, unless hearing it the other day on the fishy puns thread.

 

[Gummidge]

Rum ****.
A bottle of pop

 

[blueish swede]

Codswallop, unless hearing it the other day on the fishy puns thread.

Balderdash

 

[crazyg]

.Shape yourself!

My dad used to say "Shap thee'sen"

Ejaculate has been ruined.

I'm coming, he ejaculated!

Piffle
Balderdash
Not again (FFS) Mahrez