Words and phrases you don't hear any more.

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

You’ll eat your own words.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Slapdash

 

[Zubrman]

Bri-nylon sheets.

 

[yerwot?]

2 shots of Redex please, show us yer frupneys dahlin,
4 gallons of 2star ,here's a quid, keep the change.
Rag bone....6 penneth of jockeys whips. Got the tintack, have to go on the pat and mick, or the ol'king coal.

 

[Meatbag]

“Sniff up”

 

[crublue1]

I still call Drone all of them on a regular basis

That's all I need to hear

 

[Winchester]

Problems-Replaced by Issues!!!

 

[BrianW]

Please may I have a pint of your finest bitter, Landlord.

In fact "please" and "thank you" are quite rare nowadays.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Whipper-snapper

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Keep your hair on