Words and phrases you don't hear any more.

[roman totale]

What’s to do?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Usually a split second after I'd done something wrong and a nano second before getting clobbered by a wooden Schole
my mum would shout " come 'ere you little tinker...."

 

[lefty goldblatt]

"Romesh Ranganathan isn't on telly, tonight"

 

[Dirty Harry]

My dad used to say "Shap thee'sen"

Was he originally from Yorkshire Crazyg ?
Only ever heard Yorkshire lads refer to self as 'sen'.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

This time next week Rodney we'll be 'miwionaires'.

 

[BlueBlood81]

Bazzing
Turn it in
Me old china

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Gadzooks
Begorrah
Avast there
Ahoy
Perchance
Firkin
Groat
Guinea
Ginnell
Fax
Postal Order
Whit walks
Confirmation
Nit nurse

I often hear this from the opposition bench as in "How the firkin hell have yer let that in?"

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Bazzing
Turn it in
Me old china

We don't want any of that cockney talkshite!

 

[Nellies left peg]

Let's go across to our male commentator

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Get stuffed.