Words and phrases you don't hear any more.

[Blue and still suffering]

Put some more coal on the fire
Dial the number now
Cash only
Jumping off the back of a bus

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

He's a ten bob millionaire

 

[Stoned Rose]

"OK, so that's 2 pints of lager, a double whisky and ice, vodka and orange, 2 packets of salt and vinegar, one cheese and onion and one plain crisp.."

"That everything ?"

"Yes thanks"

"That'll be £1.86"

"Take your own mate"

"Cheers, call it £2.00 altogether then.. ! "

"OK, no problem"

That single plain crisp might see you off mate.

 

[Deepest Blue]

I'll blind you
Pick yer window
Beezing/Bazzing

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Ooos boffed?
Crumpet (referring to young ladies)

 

[Bill Walker]

Thick as two short planks.

 

[Mister Harvey]

Pull yer tripe out.

 

[BlueT]

Keep your hair on

Cob on

Don't get your knickers in a twist

 

[laserblue]

Jumping off the back of a bus

Decking off the bus was in common use when I was at school. i.e. The potentially hazardous habit of getting off a bus as it was still moving.

 

[Blue Feather]

'Nice bush.....'