m27 said:"taxed" - nicked
"Main 'ead" - top scally i.e. "Naaaah way, you seen him taking that before? Eeeeeez a proper main 'ead!"
"Jimmy Hill. Chinneee Reckon" (whilst stoking chin) - "You sir, are telling lies"
"You fuckin' stig" - "I'm afraid you smell my friend and those trainers are from Tommy Ball's"
Lob-on - erection
Ha ha, not heard these for a while.
The Jimmy Hill, Itchy Beard makes me laugh.
Joey was used a lot in the 80's too accompanied by people putting their tongue under their bottom lip and making a "spacka" face. (not PC, but just saying how it was)