words you used to say at school...

[quiet_riot]

''..PILE ON..''

You'd trip someone up , when they fell to the ground you would jump on top of them and shout ''..pile on..'' .
Cue half the playground running over and jumping on top .

Haha. We used to call that benching.

 

[mcfcliam]

Cotton mouth - Dry mouth
Bare - Loads/a lot
Sick - Good
Bare 'eds - Loads of people
'Angin - Horrible
Safe - Alright/cheers

 

[Why Always Ste]

Cotton mouth - Dry mouth
Bare - Loads/a lot
Sick - Good
Bare 'eds - Loads of people
'Angin - Horrible
Safe - Alright/cheers

forgot these... I see kids now saying Safe and put my nose up, forgetting I was the little scrote saying the same shit.

 

[-dabz-]

Ha! shelled, shot down and pissed on. Twenty loads though! ugh!

 

[Esteban de la Sexface]

megs... if someone got megged playing football they were kicked the fuck out of

 

[leighton]

There used to be a song when we went to school about the princeable of the school. Mr Hickey. It used to go something like Mr Hickey with the 10 foot mickey no wonder he had a smug look on his face.

 

[jacko8684]

buzzin.....good
No doubt.... of course
Fo sho.... 4 sure
Bad ....... good... hahaha
Ill.... good
Bangin....good
Specimen... idiot

 

[sweynforkbeard]

We had a Maths teacher who was a really sound bloke but who had all these words and phrases he would use over and over again. Some of these were 'Thick as a brick,' 'Mad as the hills,' 'Ooooh-urrrrhhh!'-when someone got an easy answer wrong--'Sheffield,'-cos that was where he was from--'Blades' or 'United' cos he was a Sheffield United fan--'Joe Cocker'-cos he claimed to know him etc etc. One day someone had the bright idea of having an FA Cup competition using all his sayings, wrote them all out on pieces of paper, did a draw for which words were playing each other ones. and kept score. The poor bloke wondered why people were cheering and booing seemingly at random during his lesson. We told him why in the end and he pissed himself laughing. Also if he found a lad with a girlie mag he would take it, sit at his desk leafing through it for 5 or 10 minutes, then pass it back saying 'Good article on Maseratis in there, or didn't you notice?' Top bloke.

 

[masterwig]

Spacker- Someone with a reduced mental capacity. My mate said it the other day and I hadn't heard it for about ten years. Cracked me up.

 

[meldrew]

I used to be able to fart when promtped to in school and would miss half of food tech by getting my mate to tell the teacher I stunk due to the farting she pulled me outside and 'Colbridge, can you not put a plug in it?' 'That will make me ill miss'

Those were the days!