Work toilets

[1_barry_conlon]

Just have a shit in the urinal. You'll be amazed that nobody will stand next to you, talk to you or even make eye contact.

Works for me everytime.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I hate it when the water's cold

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

To the OP, what do you do when you need a piss at COMS????
Join the mad queue for the cubicle?

 

[TCIB]

I hate it when the water's cold

Cold tap is like liquid nitrogen, hot tap is like the devils piss.

Worse thing is, no fucking plugs.

Oh there is a muslim chap who does the night shift on the gate security. On his rounds he will stop for a shite, i do nights sometimes when needs must and i can be found plonked on the bog (it's an industrial estate) reading the paper.

He will come in sometimes do his business then i dunno exactly what happens but he takes an empty large plastic milk container in....k. Fills it at the tap and i guess he like splashes it all over the stall or something.
As i am on the throne i cant see but only here this palava being repeated about 5 times.

I can only imagine what my face looked like the first time he did it. But when i come out it looks like swimming pool has just been dropped on the stall.

 

[The Ox]

In my last job I only had a shit once in 10 years. I've been in my new place 18 months now and still haven't been for a shit. I wouldn't mind but there are only 2 of us and he goes for his morning dump first thing. I gave my son a job over the summer and he had his first shit on his first day before we even opened the dirty Twat.

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

I hate it when the water's cold

Cold tap is like liquid nitrogen, hot tap is like the devils piss.

Worse thing is, no fucking plugs.

Oh there is a muslim chap who does the night shift on the gate security. On his rounds he will stop for a shite, i do nights sometimes when needs must and i can be found plonked on the bog (it's an industrial estate) reading the paper.

He will come in sometimes do his business then i dunno exactly what happens but he takes an empty large plastic milk container in....k. Fills it at the tap and i guess he like splashes it all over the stall or something.
As i am on the throne i cant see but only here this palava being repeated about 5 times.

I can only imagine what my face looked like the first time he did it. But when i come out it looks like swimming pool has just been dropped on the stall.

Muslim people wash there ass with water after having a dump

 

[TCIB]

Thought as much BoyBlue_1985 thanks for the verification.

Still though you wanna see it, whole stall dripping, even from the ceiling, bog roll soaked, the lot haha.

 

[twinkletoes]

In my last job I only had a shit once in 10 years.

Have you tried syrup of figs?

 

[Mayor West]

I could never ever go for a piss in a public toilet.

 

[The Ox]

In my last job I only had a shit once in 10 years.

Have you tried syrup of figs?

Lol nah I'm as regular as clockwork, 7:15am regardless of whether the wife is in the bathroom already. I just don't like parking my arse anywhere else but home.