The most surreal aspect is seeing Landy Cakes Donovan getting paid to appear in Wells Fargo ads showing during World Cup claiming that he is rooting for Mexico since the US is out. I get that he's got professional roots there and all, and really I've never thought about him much, but it's a little on the nose and gives you a sense of just how lame the men's national program is that he wouldn't consider not doing it or, worse, that he did it to spite the program after getting jettisoned from the side last WC.
Anyhow, OT, sorry.