I've never liked derbies. The build up turns me into a nervous wreck. The press go into overdrive and publish more and more pro rag pieces, so over the years, I've stopped reading them.
Then you get that p1ss sodden, alcoholic, bitter, unsporting, despicable turd and all the 'mind games' (actually, it's just bullying; mind games suggests a level of intelligence and cunning that man just has not got).
Then you get those idiotic sheep, this year in GAY, crowing before a ball's kicked and every year I can't help biting.
I hate derbies.
And I feel even more nervous now Spurs beat Arsenal and are only 1 point behind us.
Hate them, hate them.
But then, when we win the game (as we have done quite regularly in recent history, something their lot fail to see) it's such a good feeling, total ecstasy, as someone once sang.
But the pressure in the build up and all that? No, I just don't like derbies.