Worrying vandalism

[unsworthblue]

It might be one or more of the following -

a) What one third of a set of Chinese triplets all named Sally Chow is called by her friends
b) A take off in ice skating that involves multiple rotations
c) An anagram of How Tripe Calls.

I`d have put money on it being one of Subways fooking big butties.

hate it when that happens

My ex wife caused much merriment on one occasion by voraciously devouring seven eighths of a huge chicken teriyaki salad Subway before stopping to closely examine under the lettuce etc of what remained and declaring that there had been no chicken teriyaki in it. By then it was much too late to take it back and complain.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

I`d have put money on it being one of Subways fooking big butties.

hate it when that happens

My ex wife caused much merriment on one occasion by voraciously devouring seven eighths of a huge chicken teriyaki salad Subway before stopping to closely examine under the lettuce etc of what remained and declaring that there had been no chicken teriyaki in it. By then it was much too late to take it back and complain.

All sense vanished whenever she was hungry........and, alas, on many other occasions.

 

[Sparkys-Army]

I wish I was a sunflower. Just for one day.

I could flow with the movement of the wind as it brushes up against my petals. Wave to the chirping crickets and provide a temporary landing platform for the bees to fill their desires and rest their weary wings.

The life of a sunflower would be peaceful I was told, the life of a sunflower would deepen my spirit to fulfill whom I may become.

I'd love to be a sunflower I said.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

I was once in a line at Barclays Bank in Altrincham and picked the 'U' letter off a sign that read "This way to the counter".

 

[Pelly Greeny]

I was once in a line at Barclays Bank in Altrincham and picked the 'U' letter off a sign that read "This way to the counter".

Shame you didn't pick the 'O' off.

 

[Pelly Greeny]

Dr Draper had a similar problem.

But he doesn't have a Z in his name.

Dress shop in Bolton called SWANKS used to have a similar problem with the first 'S' on the sign being smashed off on a regular basis.

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.yell.com/biz/swanks-bolton-1197069/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.yell.com/biz/swanks-bolton-1197069/</a>

After many years someone had the bright idea of getting a painted sign rather than stand out plastic letters.

 

[urmston]

In the 70s our ex-desert rat headmaster told us we didn't win the war so some silly boy could put an 'F' in front of the sign on the door of the Art Room.