worst excuses for being late

[mcmanus]

At school... 'because Anthony can't skin up quick, sir'

 

[BuckersMCFC]

when at college

"I was sick all opver myself on the way to the bus stop, and had to go home and get showered and changed. And by the time I had done, thenext bus was in an hour!"

Worked though.

 

[kenzie115]

The alarm was set for 6 but there's seven of us in our house.

 

[SS117]

I thought you said be in at 11 not 7!

 

[Mikem93]

Sorry I'm late but a mate came on Skype offering to get her tits out

 

[yatesy94]

No word of a lie my mate who was late for class a couple of years back casually strolled one day and used this belter:

"Sorry I'm late Miss, I've got Diabetes."


Note** He's actually a type-one Diabetic so don't be offended! :)