Worst film I've ever seen

[BimboBob]

Ghostdog is probably the worst film ive seen.

I agree.I felt cheated as there was no dead canine coming back to life and then butchering loads of people by ripping their throats out in the night whilst making a deathly moan,the sort those animals do when their nads are on fire.

Grrrrrrrrr oooooooooooooooooooooooo snarl.

 

[NPBlue]

Plan 9 from Outer Space.

More than a few moons ago, C4 had a 'Worst of Hollywood' series on TV, and, well yeah, the films were utter garbage.

The winner was the aforementioned film. Screened in glorious black and white, the, erm, star had the temerity to die halfway through filming, so the rest of the film had the new leading man charging all over the place with his head covered.

And the dialogue was special, as well.

'He's dead. It's murder.........and someone's responsible'.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Passion of the Christ; totally defeated its own objective

It was just a study of how much torture one man could take. Not the worst film I've seen, but a bit pointless really.

That mad me feel sick that film I dont like torture in any form

i was actually sick when i watched that film.....the whipping scene was too much

 

[sboroMCFC]

Meet The Spartans. The only good thing about that film was that it was only an hour long!

 

[vbr]

99. Worst shite I've ever sat through and it was almost 2 hours long.

 

[Mcfc90]

10 pages in and nobodies seen "slither"
Omfg that has got to be up there with the worst

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Lord of the Rings for me. What utter tosh.

Also Harry friggin Potter.

 

[interpol]

One of the worst "Acclaimed" films I have seen in years was "The English Patient."

What a load of shite that was.

Brilliant....so glad someone else has picked this as well. Thought it was sooo far up it's own 4rse. Would put "The Constant Gardener" in a similiar category. Couldn't give a shiny sh!te what happened to the characters.
Others for the bonfire...

Ocean's 12 (couldn't be bothered watching it all)
Stepford Wives (remake with Nicole Kidman)
Goal (not even Anna Friel could save this claptrap...they made a sequel!!)

 

[Anonymous]

Samuel "brother's gettin' paid" Jackson...in

Snakes On a Plane
Lakeview Heights

Both garbage...

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Bump

Bloodbath at the House of Death
An ensemble of 80's British comedy, accompanied by Vincent Price giving us a truly appalling steaming pile of shite.
It's only redeeming quality, was seeing Pamela Stephenson's sin cushions for a split second