Worst Nicknames?

[Matty]

There's a few on here with the nickname 'Round Dodger' and they know who they are !!!

Is it The Fat el Hombre? He's round and looks like the Artful Dodger?

 

[stony]

A bloke in the pub shit himself on the annual trip to the races. He is now known as Winnie, as in Winnie the Pooh.

 

[charliebigspuds]

My mate was called The Dog for years after a sexual encounter with a extremely drunken girl on a Middleton market stall one friday night, after she shat all over him during the act. We'd gone into the club (hippo's) when we noticed him come in and go straight in the bogs. we caught him trying to clean it off in the sink, He tried to pass it off as curry but admitted it after realising we all knew he always ordered a steak when we went for a curry. lol

 

[Stato]

My mate was called The Dog for years after a sexual encounter with a extremely drunken girl on a Middleton market stall one friday night, after she shat all over him during the act. We'd gone into the club (hippo's) when we noticed him come in and go straight in the bogs. we caught him trying to clean it off in the sink, He tried to pass it off as curry but admitted it after realising we all knew he always ordered a steak when we went for a curry. lol

thats just wrong.
steak at an indian?!
weird lad.

 

[charliebigspuds]

My mate was called The Dog for years after a sexual encounter with a extremely drunken girl on a Middleton market stall one friday night, after she shat all over him during the act. We'd gone into the club (hippo's) when we noticed him come in and go straight in the bogs. we caught him trying to clean it off in the sink, He tried to pass it off as curry but admitted it after realising we all knew he always ordered a steak when we went for a curry. lol

thats just wrong.
steak at an indian?!
weird lad.

He is a rag, YOu know what their like. lol

 

[Stato]

My mate was called The Dog for years after a sexual encounter with a extremely drunken girl on a Middleton market stall one friday night, after she shat all over him during the act. We'd gone into the club (hippo's) when we noticed him come in and go straight in the bogs. we caught him trying to clean it off in the sink, He tried to pass it off as curry but admitted it after realising we all knew he always ordered a steak when we went for a curry. lol

thats just wrong.
steak at an indian?!
weird lad.

He is a rag, YOu know what their like. lol

that explains everything

 

[Swales lives]

I know this pompous humourless tosser and his nickname is "RECRUITMENT CONSULTANT"
he gets really ratty when you call it him.

 

[steaob]

Froggit!! Some guy used to eat worms.

 

[stony]

Used to work with a right thieving twat who was nicknamed Batman. He couldn't go out without Robin.

 

[jimharri]

Used to work with a right thieving twat who was nicknamed Batman. He couldn't go out without Robin.

Didn't come from any particular area, did he?