LEE BRADBURY
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Worst practical joke ever played on me was by my missus and her mate, a few years ago when I met my missus we were for ever playing practical jokes on each other.
Anyway cut a long story short me and my mate went out on the piss one night and his bird and my missus were left at home watching television, anyway we were out all evening, we went home pissed up, asked where our tea was, because we were all sharing a flat at the time, brings out this pie with a lovely golden crust, and does nice chips in the deep fat fryer and a few garden peas.
I swear to god it was the nicest pie I have ever had, she then fcukin tells me it was pedigree chum with a crust on, I knew she was telling the truth because as I was eating it I remember thinking they have not skimped on the kidney, and i could not remember eating a pie with such generous portions of meat(and gravy).
But here is the funny part, she was going to tell me when I had one or two mouthfuls, but saw me enjoying it that much she couldn’t resist watching me finish it off, and she says she thought I would be able to tell.
She Said afterwards she was going to use chappie but knew I would clock it straight away.
At least she went for the dear stuff
When she told me right after I cleared my plate, I filled a cup with salt and water and threw up.
If she had not told me I swear I would never have known the difference..
Anyway cut a long story short me and my mate went out on the piss one night and his bird and my missus were left at home watching television, anyway we were out all evening, we went home pissed up, asked where our tea was, because we were all sharing a flat at the time, brings out this pie with a lovely golden crust, and does nice chips in the deep fat fryer and a few garden peas.
I swear to god it was the nicest pie I have ever had, she then fcukin tells me it was pedigree chum with a crust on, I knew she was telling the truth because as I was eating it I remember thinking they have not skimped on the kidney, and i could not remember eating a pie with such generous portions of meat(and gravy).
But here is the funny part, she was going to tell me when I had one or two mouthfuls, but saw me enjoying it that much she couldn’t resist watching me finish it off, and she says she thought I would be able to tell.
She Said afterwards she was going to use chappie but knew I would clock it straight away.
At least she went for the dear stuff
When she told me right after I cleared my plate, I filled a cup with salt and water and threw up.
If she had not told me I swear I would never have known the difference..