Whilst serving on one of Liz's war canoes,we visited Oman and played footie against an Omani Army team. Afterwards we shared a meal which had the chewiest minging goat meat. No mean feat to chew heave and swallow at the same time.
They then gave us an Afters which was brown with the texture of putty and tasted of fermented treacle.
Plus we lost the match.