Would you accept an openly fat person on here?

I am currently trying to work out the defination of fat.....

By weight? over a certain weight , does height come into the equation?

chest and waist measurement?

bmi?

oh and the geezer who says dieting is easy, i think there are a few million people who would disagree with you as there are thing they would find easy you would find difficult?
 
Lucky Toma said:
Got no problem with fat people. What does my tits in is when people struggle to diet and go on about it all the time. Its frickin' easy! You eat less food, make sure its healthy and not prosessed muck, and exercise more. You WILL lose weight.
Yet there's a billion pound industry built up around it and a whole load of myths and bullshit.
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as well as the pavement,food supplies and health funds - why is it fat people drive cars in a 'fat way' too? i.e taking up more than their fair share of the road?
 
Definately not. Only the other day I went for my usual gently steamed cod with a small side salad from the chippy, when a 32 stone failed supermodel barged in demanding double chips, pie, pudding peas and gravy to scoff whilst waiting for her 2 hundredweight of Chinese. These trainee anorexics make me sick. She was probably openly gay as well.
And Jewish.
Or muslim.
 
surely all fellow City fans are if men fit and muscular and if women like skinny ill models. There can't be a fat City fan it makes no sense. You are going to put me off my dinner!
 
ANY1aBLUE said:
Lucky Toma said:
Got no problem with fat people. What does my tits in is when people struggle to diet and go on about it all the time. Its frickin' easy! You eat less food, make sure its healthy and not prosessed muck, and exercise more. You WILL lose weight.
Yet there's a billion pound industry built up around it and a whole load of myths and bullshit.
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as well as the pavement,food supplies and health funds - why is it fat people drive cars in a 'fat way' too? i.e taking up more than their fair share of the road?
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Good shout, I've noticed some 'fat driving' too. It's worse in the Summer when they have the windows open and their blubber is allowed to hang out of the windows.

I also think that Car manufacturers are missing a trick here. Why not make 'fat cars' for the more porcine driver, by designing the vehicle with the steering wheel in the middle. This would sell easily world-wide as there would be no need for right or left hand drive.

Get on it Ford or General Motors. 10% commission for me please.
 
Swales lives said:
ANY1aBLUE said:
as well as the pavement,food supplies and health funds - why is it fat people drive cars in a 'fat way' too? i.e taking up more than their fair share of the road?
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Good shout, I've noticed some 'fat driving' too. It's worse in the Summer when they have the windows open and their blubber is allowed to hang out of the windows.

I also think that Car manufacturers are missing a trick here. Why not make 'fat cars' for the more porcine driver, by designing the vehicle with the steering wheel in the middle. This would sell easily world-wide as there would be no need for right or left hand drive.

Get on it Ford or General Motors. 10% commission for me please.
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Excellent idea. To the right and left of said lard-arse retractable trays containing kebabs/doughnuts/pies etc, could be installed as an ''optional extra.''
Safety would'nt be compromised as they would always have one hand on the wheel. I claim a further 5% commission.
 
Let's not forget that fat people require more fuel to take them to their destination (they're not going to walk, are they?) because their car is heavier. And by my reckoning...

*reaches for calculator*

...OMG, fat people account for 40% of global warming.
 
nashark said:
Let's not forget that fat people require more fuel to take them to their destination (they're not going to walk, are they?) because their car is heavier. And by my reckoning...

*reaches for calculator*

...OMG, fat people account for 40% of global warming.
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well then - we must kill,kill,kill.

or send them to the other side of Hadrian's wall, where they can eat all the deep fried mars bars they like and roll around the glens bouncing off each other.
 
Just asked the wife if i could cum on her tits. 'Cum on your own!' was her response.

:(
 
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