Would you rather........

[manchester witty]

Apologies in advance but we used to ponder this at school................

Lick your mams hairy pie or suck your dads shaft?

We used to say to people that they had to do one or else both parents would die.

And you cannot take your own life.

Feel ashamed as i only have 3 posts and then put this on but what the hell.....i could've mentioned the grannies special crust conundrum!

thats some twisted sick shit but pissed my self when i read it

 

[BlueinCumbria]

Apologies in advance but we used to ponder this at school................

Lick your mams hairy pie or suck your dads shaft?

We used to say to people that they had to do one or else both parents would die.

And you cannot take your own life.

Feel ashamed as i only have 3 posts and then put this on but what the hell.....i could've mentioned the grannies special crust conundrum!

thats some twisted sick shit but pissed my self when i read it

i know mate but seriously this choice bothered me for years - couldn't look at my mam for a few days!

 

[manchester witty]

fair play for choosing

 

[BlueinCumbria]

hard choice - my dad grunts when he walks so didn't want to hear his love grunt!

But.................

My mam is of the stevie lomas school of hairdressing (ginger) or as she says 'strawberry blonde'

 

[manchester witty]

its good that you took the effort to come to a well thought out conclusion. i personnally would be inclined to agree with you

 

[Timmmmahhhh]

Apologies in advance but we used to ponder this at school................

Lick your mams hairy pie or suck your dads shaft?

We used to say to people that they had to do one or else both parents would die.

And you cannot take your own life.

Feel ashamed as i only have 3 posts and then put this on but what the hell.....i could've mentioned the grannies special crust conundrum!

Well, someone else asked it before I did....