Would you work at United?

[peahead]

i'd rather listen to the long drawn out death rattle of a man dying of terminal flatulence than take a penny off that lot...

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

definately! id work at the bar and shit in the pies! (they couldent tell the difference they were born through thair mums arse anyway!)

 

[1961RICH]

Wearing the badge would be a problem but if you had no alternative moneywise could have great fun winding up and banning scum fans.

 

[blue dallas]

i'd work in their season ticket dept.

find out where they all REALLY come from.

that would be fun.

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

Has anyone got any ideas for possible mass destruction from the inside?

sort of. well sticking a 10m swastika on the front of the ground would cause a few problems!
eiter that or break a couple of laws

 

[u2fme2]

I have a bit of a moral dilemma. I have been offered a job as match day staff at United, I need the money but I would have to wear a shirt with their badge on. On the plus side every hour I worked would be increasing their debt. Could you do it?

throw the fuckers out and piss in the beer, would work for me.

 

[CITYROBBO]

You could offer me 50 pound an hour, i'd still tell them to shove it

 

[madmank]

in the north stand at coms there are
4/5 rag fans
2 bolton
2 stockport
1 arsenal
and thats just the ones i know
would i,,,,,,,,,,,,,,would i fuck

 

[MCFC1986]

No
It would be like selling you sole

dont know what i'd do without one of my soles

Probably get a sore foot...

 

[NPBlue]

I could work in their catering department, where I could add a bit of spit and polish to the prawns, so to speak, but other than that, no way.

I suppose you could give it a try and think of lots of subtle ways to help destroy their cash flow problems, but really, would you enjoy the experience?

old trafford is a shithole, remember. And rags are universally thick twats.

' come on yooo nigh ted'.

Every thick as pigshit person you have ever come across in your life always supports yooo nigh ted.

You won't enjoy it, but drop a few plates, and piss on their chips!

Come on Yooo nigh ted.