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[The Fixer]

Tev-Tastic
Silva and Tevez
damage united title hopes.....

 

[c4lv3rt]

Fergie shocked as the blues run riot!

 

[persvenality cult]

D-AARGH!-BY

Gary Neville's genitals destoyed by Kolarov clearance.

 

[The Fixer]

D-AARGH!-BY

Gary Neville's genitles destoyed by Kolarov clearance.

lol

 

[Blue Hefner]

We are still playing deep, deep into injury-time with City winning 1-0.

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Un-Knighted

Ferguson stripped of knighthood after touchline fight with Grandma

 

[mat]

City lost at sea

Marriner condemns City to controversial defeat.

 

[The Fixer]

City lost at sea

Marriner condemns City to controversial defeat.

*SHUDDERS AT THE THOUGHT*

 

[the--dud]

DE-JONG-CAPITATION

De Jong scores a 40 yard 98th minute winning goal. De Jong then runs over to baconface and rips his head off in the ensuing goal celebration.


;)

 

[persvenality cult]

City lost at sea

Marriner condemns City to controversial defeat.

'Andre the giant twat'