Write Sundays Headlines

[Lee-ManCity]

HERE WE JO

city win 1-0 as jo beats 9 united players in a sensational solo run

 

[greeny-ctid]

HERE WE JO

city win 1-0 as jo beats 9 united players in a sensational solo run

LOL

 

[mat]

Hart Broken

England Keeper single handedly denies united.

Nigel De Won!!!!!

40 Yard wonderstrike ensures city win


Jo Job

Brasilian sucks life out of united with a stunning 5 minute hat trick.

Carlos the Heckle

Tevez rams reds fans taunts doen their throats with stunning 4 goal salvo.

Evens Above!

United defenders cock up leads to unlikly city win.

Pure Scholes

United midfielder off in Dzecko horror tackle.

 

[CheesySmoker]

Kolarocket Fantastic 40 yard strike from Kolarov settles a tense Manchester derby

Noisy Neighbours house party continues Manchester United's title hopes take a dent after a classy Silva double see's United lose their unbeaten home record

Andre Mar-ry me Mariner accepts Fergies shock marriage proposal after awarding United 8 penaltys and sending off 3 city players.

 

[GX Blue]

My go...

FUCK OFF YOU RED TWATS, AVE THAT YOU RED FACED SCOTTISH WANKER.

Not sure which paper will be going with that but maybe?

 

[CheesySmoker]

My go...

FUCK OFF YOU RED TWATS, AVE THAT YOU RED FACED SCOTTISH WANKER.

Not sure which paper will be going with that but maybe?

i'd publish it...

 

[greeny-ctid]

luigi is not match for super mario

balotelli come's on with 5 minutes left with a hat- trick to sink united.

 

[lee-mcfc]

fergie dies on touchline by choking on his gum whilst man citeh rape the best team in the world 5-0

 

[greeny-ctid]

fergie dies on touchline by choking on his gum whilst man citeh rape the best team in the world 5-0

lol nice.

 

[GX Blue]

My go...

FUCK OFF YOU RED TWATS, AVE THAT YOU RED FACED SCOTTISH WANKER.

Not sure which paper will be going with that but maybe?

i'd publish it...

Cheers pal, i would too....
Maybe the Independent or The Telegraph will.