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[nijinsky's fetlocks]

What a shit thread..mods get it moved. Not funny and just shit in general

Ooh look - it's the Thread Police.
We'd better choux...

 

[toby]

Just to be clear, are we all aware that Yaya was actually given a cake but are just taking the piss anyway?

How do you know that ? Once someone demanded I rattled of Happy Birthday to them but icing when I want to.

Brilliant

 

[Wio Gumflapdinand]

Listen you piss-takers, I'm fed up with Birthday-Cake-Gate now. I feel it is time you all showed your solidarity with the poor oppressed cakeless Yaya's of this world and I think you should all begin by going on hunger strike and pledging to never eat again until Manuel comes to his senses and sends the man a birthday card. And if the manager can't be arsed, then you should be ready to die for this cause. I am sure you would all agree that anything less would be wholly inadequate in these harrowing circumstances and the scousers are already lighting candles and saying novenas.

We need to set up an appeal ASAP with TV adverts around the clock ..."this is Yaya, Yaya won't be getting any birthday cake this year.....not even a Bugatti etc "

 

[dronefromsector7g]

Raspberry torte

 

[Puppet Master Silva]

How do you know that ? Once someone demanded I rattled of Happy Birthday to them but icing when I want to.

It was on the video of the players flight after the parade. Seems to be some people actually think it was over the cake.

I think the video is a fake to fool the general public. Have a look at the flag, how come it is moving ? there is no wind on a plane. It was all mocked up in a hanger in Cheshire.

I know you're taking the piss but I'm going to put the video in at the right point just for people who would like proof.

[video]http://youtu.be/YlsJIymDVxo?t=2m44s[/video]

 

[Petetheblu]

It's alright for you lot just laughing it all off likes its nothing, this situation has done my fruit loaf in, I've literally been in tiers all night.....

 

[aguero93:20]

Let him eat Bread.

 

[Big Swifty]

he's taking the Samuel L Jackson role in a sequel to "Cakes on a Plane"

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I had a fucking Jaffa a minute ago, but I've forgotten it now.

 

[Lavinda Past]