yaya songs for new season

[Sir peace frog]

How about

Thank you for honouring your contract that pays you millions after bad mouthing the club for months over fuck all you spoilt c**t

Or something like that

haha to the no limits tune :)

thank you ,thank you thank you, thank you thank you, thank you yaya yaya toure
for signing ,for signing,, for signing for signing your big contract
millions, pays you millions ,pays you millions ,pays you million touraaaay
bad mouthed ,you went and bad mouthed ,you went and bad mouthed, you went and bad mouth city

you ****, you you you **** ,you you you **** ,you you you **** touraaayyy


don't know why but that's the song that came into my head when I read your post,(theres no limits)


im very very sorry hahaha

 

[Aguero_Element]

when he scores......


"haaaaaaaaaaaappy birthday to you...."

 

[BringBackSwales]

we'll bake a cake a cake for yaya the great the great
on his birthday at man city
he's greatest Ivorian that the world has ever seen



If I Knew You Were scorin I'd've Baked A Cake Baked A Cake
If I Knew You Were scorin I'd've Baked A Cake Baked A Cake
Howd-yaya do, howd-yaya do, howd-yaya do

Hahahaha top them, and @Dave E. think Yaya would see the funny side to them, and the rest of the team would piss their sides hearing them being sang...

"piss their sides" is a bit of an overstatement isn't it?

 

[Aguero_Element]

"happy birthday YAYA, happy birthday YAYA, happy biiiiiirthdaaay"

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FchMuPQOBwA&t=2m12s[/video]

















no..

 

[Bill]

he hates our club
and the money he can make
he's tells lies
about a birthday cake

but that's ok
we're in a title hunt
so pathetic blues love him
despite being a massive rotten egg.

any good?

 

[Sir peace frog]

he hates our club
and the money he can make
he's tells lies
about a birthday cake

but that's ok
we're in a title hunt
so pathetic blues love him
despite being a massive rotten egg.

any good?

great start
brilliant middle,
the ending is missing that je ne say qua?ill think of a word that rhymes with hunt and get back to you

 

[tom]

a rewrite of MacArthur park maybe

 

[BlueManc57]

Don't know if anyone has suggested rewording the Sheikh Mansour song but since Kaldoon says that he doesn't have a Lamborghini, here's my offering

Sheikh Mansour went to Spain
But not in a Lamborghini
He went over in his Range Rover
And brought back Pelligrini

 

[117 M34]

I tried, but can't get 'fuck off' and 'c**t' to rhyme.

What about if you include 20 goals in a season, player of the year, won us the league in there?

 

[Bill]

I tried, but can't get 'fuck off' and 'c**t' to rhyme.

What about if you include 20 goals in a season, player of the year, won us the league in there?

this isn't the aguero thread.