Yaya Toure apologises

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

He'd not know what brandy tasted like, assuming he's being honest...

Maybe so but then by that same token he would sure as shit know what diet coke tasted like

 

[blueincy]

Where was he when he drank the coke? Nobody thought to tell him...

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

The court heard that he thought he was drinking diet coke which he had been pouring himself from a jug, but it was actually pre-mixed and had brandy in it. He said he thought it tasted funny but drank it believing it to be just pop.
Wow. Have you ever drank brandy, in anything, and not known it was flipping brandy? I mean, even in Christmas cake it is unmistakably brandy.

Something doesn't add up, here, but then it rarely does with this fella. I know if I saw a jug of what looked like coke, but couldn't verify the contents, I'd give it a miss. And if I was a professional sportsman I'd be doubly dubious. And if I was a multi-millionaire I'd have a lackey to go buy me one with a fecking label and unopened.

 

[The Pink Panther]

The court heard that he thought he was drinking diet coke which he had been pouring himself from a jug, but it was actually pre-mixed and had brandy in it. He said he thought it tasted funny but drank it believing it to be just pop.
Wow. Have you ever drank brandy, in anything, and not known it was flipping brandy? I mean, even in Christmas cake it is unmistakably brandy.

Anyone found to be drinking Brandy and Diet Coke deserves to be fined and banned from lots of things

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Anyone found to drinking Brandy and Diet Coke deserves to be fined and banned from lots of things

That is also a very valid point. Same goes for anyone who puts a 'lemonade top' on any beer whatsoever.

 

[blueincy]

His passenger on the day in question...

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

His passenger on the day in question...

No wonder he got at the brandy

 

[BucksBlue]

Had be been drinking sloe gin?

If he gets any 'sloe'er he'll definitely not make the next CL squad list.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Now let's be honest here. Who amongst us hasn't gone out at some point, said "I'm only having one" then come home hammered? I mean, it certainly wasn't your intention to do that.

It might not have been the intention at the start of the night but every time you lift each subsequent drink up to your mouth, I would guess the intention is to actually drink it.

 

[sir baconface]

I'm just a soul whose intentions are good.
Oh lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.