Yellow card offence

[journolud]

When players have been flagged offside or disagree with any other decision that finger wagging they do, that should be a yellow card offence and if they accompany it with a gallic shrug a la Henry, that should be a straight red, according to me.

Any other twattishness that should be punished with a card ?

 

[AntonDonJuan]

The holding hands in a prayer position should be an instant ban for 500 years

 

[Dancini]

Being Ronaldo should be punishable by death.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Shite shots should be bookable offences for time wasting.

 

[journolud]

And the rocking the baby celebration, that should be banned.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

And the rocking the baby celebration, that should be banned.

Oh Jeez that really gets on my tits. And thumbsucking, cocksucking, fellatio, fornication by the cornerflag, and those sick bastards who go and shag the linesman, should go straight to the cold shower, straight orange (combined red and yellow!) The FA take a far too lenient approach, unless the perpetrators are wearing sky blue.

 

[tommcfc]

anyone doing that stupid bunny rabbit hands thing to say someone dived should be hung

 

[BingoBango]

Anybody waving imaginary cards or attempting to claim a throw-in/corner when they know it came off them, should be chained to the goal-frame and executed by a platoon of ball-boys armed with harpoon guns, who have all been ordered to aim for his scrotum.

That should stop this kind of conduct right away.

Yours,

Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells

 

[The Pink Panther]

Players who cross themselves or make any other symbolic religious gestures should be fined.
IMO race, colour, creed has no part in football whatsoever.

And players who wear big fuck off blingy Elizabeth Duke style earrings and decide to only take them out as they're entering the field of play should be shot on sight

 

[Wheelsy]

Anyone who sarcastically claps the referee for booking them should be off straight away. That means you Tranny you ****.